One Tequila Two Tequila Three Tequila Floor Lyrics

I d rather taste salty kiss than have a sip of your margarita.

One tequila two tequila three tequila floor lyrics. One tequila two tequila three tequila floor. My life s goin under that woman s dragged me down. Somebody take me home. Cause with one tequila please pass me the salt and lime.

One tequila two tequila three. I crawled in the bottle. Yeah it s one tequila two tequila three tequila floor. With two tequilas the whole world s a friend of mine.

With two tequilas the whole world s a friend of mine. Dude you know i can t drink tequila call me a cab. But if my days are numbered i ll make each night count. I ve been known to drink a beer or two and i can handle whiskey ninety proof i m just fine with a glass of wine champagne to cabernet but i crossed the line when i crossed.

But with three tequilas my legs won t work no more. I ll be glad to pour for all you senoritas. Yeah it s one tequila two tequila three tequila floor. But with three tequilas my legs won t work no more.

One shot two shot three tequila floor cowboy bouncer s bout to bowl me out the door jose got me stumblin mumblin like a fool that worms got a kick like a tennessee mule wake up in the mornin hurtin head skinned knees aint no doubt about whats puttin a whoopin on me chorus tequila goes down easy lord it will sneak up on you fast. In celebration of the big day fam will offer a hot twist on the margarita based on a trip she took to mexico. Jose s the only friend that i can count on anymore. Cause with one tequila please pass me the salt and lime.

It s four tequila five tequila six tequila door. One tequila two tequila three tequila floor.